Click this link to watch video of Jorge Carreon’s most embarrassing moment! “In sophomore year, a bird pooped on my head while I was in the lunch line.” -Azalia Constable…

UNEXPECTED: Stephen King’s new short story, Bad Little Kid, makes its debut to startled movie producers. By Ruthie Farrell, Staff Writer It seems that Stephen King has an unstoppable creative…

ACCOUNTABILITY: A newly-released list reveals 55 colleges under investigation for mishandling sexual harassment. by Chance Ornelas-Skarin, Staff Writer College: the supposedly ideal destination where we become the great people we…

PAPARAZZI: Do we really need them? By Jonathan Whang, Staff Writer Every so often, a headline of a scuffle between a celebrity and a paparazzo appears. The latest involved Avatar…

VALEDICTORIAN: After four rigorous years, Philine Endres earns the top spot of the Class of 2014. By Ashley Gore, Staff Writer From freshman to senior year, everybody remembers the sports.…

COLLEGE: A new rating system places UCR at the top of the list. By Tim Chen, Staff Writer Using the Department of Education’s new criteria, Time magazine placed the University…

LATEST: The new SBAC testing offers updated assessments and new approaches to testing. By Matt Kaye, Staff Writer This year, students face a new form of testing that will dominate…

CONCLUSION: The girls’ golf season ends with the team’s first league victory since 2010. By Skylar Rains, Sports Writer Long days, hot weather and the infamous trek up Whole, remove…

Dylan DeGrood: “University of Portland” Madi Hart: “CSU San Marcos” Natalie Apostol: “University of Oregon” Matthew Saenz: “Yale University” Kati Vaughan: “UC Santa Barbara” Troy Kitchen: “University of Utah” Caroline…

TESTING: California is one of the 45 states that has adopted the tedious Common Core Standard Testing, which includes the option of computerized tests. by Valeria Carrillo, Staff Writer In…